In lieu of actual spam-related and thoughtful content, this will have to do. It seems to me to be a spot-on diagram of what I hear my friends complaining about all the time. (I'm not a programmer but it happens to me also!)
In case Blogger doesn't do what I expect it to, the image was found here.
Rancid Slime and Email Marketing
2 days ago
Ha ha ha. The graph is in error. There is no question about whether or not programmers have lives... ;)